The Frictionary # 918

 Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

8716. Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. (George Bernard Shaw)

8717. Anonymous letters have a great advantage: we don't have to answer them. (Alexandre Dumas son)

8718. Spider/ trying to repair/ a broken window. (Coyote Sings)

8719. For my funeral, I only want what is strictly necessary, namely me. (Georges Clémenceau)

8720. God never calls on the guy with his hand raised. (David Steinberg)

8721. Police see their god in their batons, map stains and welts on/ the continent/ of bodies. To beat a body attempts to own it. And when the body cannot be owned, it must be extinguished. (Monica Teresa Ortiz)

8722. Before the reader frees them, the words stay prisoners of the books. (Josette Hersent)

8723. I played a great horse yesterday. It took seven horses to beat him. (Henny Youngman)

8724. Being popular on Facebook is like being rich at Monopoly. (?)

8725. Comparison is the thief of joy. (Theodore Roosevelt)

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