The Frictionary # 920

 Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

8736. A great book is the world's most effective mode of transportation. (Mardy Grothe)

8737. If monkeys knew how to get bored, they could become men. (Johann von Goethe)

8738. We who officially value freedom of speech above life itself seem to have nothing to talk about but the weather. (Barbara Ehrenreich)

8739. Laws can be violated without them screaming. (Charles Maurice de Talleyrand)

8740. Life is like a mirror. Smile at it and it smiles back at you. (Peace Pilgrim)

8741. They lie to us. We know they're lying. They know we know they're lying, but they keep lying anyway. We keep pretending to believe them. (Elena Gorokhova - often attributed to Alexander Solzhenitsyn)

8742. Pets are amazing. Did you know a cat can ignore up to 140 commands? (Jose Arroyo)

8743. I have a great future ahead of me. But I'll have it at my back every time I turn around. (Pierre Dac)

8744. Fruits have belly buttons from where they were plucked. (Shower Thoughts Guy)

8745. But poems are like dreams: in them you put what you don't know you know. (Adrienne Rich)

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