The Frictionary # 941

 Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

8946. How we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. (Annie Dillard)

8947. Personality is the ego's closet. (Louis Scutenaire)

8948. If the parade is boring, run in the opposite direction. You will fast forward the parade. (Mitch Hedberg)

8949. The wise make proverbs, and fools repeat them. (Isaac Disraeli)

8950. Our days are numbered: by statisticians. (Stanislaw J. Lec)

8951. A celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knowness. (Daniel J. Boorstin)

8952. If abortion is murder, what is masturbation? A genocide? (Jean-Marie Bigard)

8953. Trouble, like the hill ahead, straightens out when you advance upon it. (Marcelene Cox)

8954. I think I figured out Victoria's Secret. She's hungry. (Funnyoneliners)

8955. Every law is an infraction of liberty. (Jeremy Bentham)

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