The Frictionary # 939

 Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

8926. The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. (Bertrand Russell)

8927. Nothing brings out jealousy like laughter. (Françoise Sagan)

8928. Gotta buy a new printer for my cartridge. (Alex Baze)

8929. My apologies to past loves for thinking that the latest is the first. (Wislawa Szymborska)

8930. I have already lost touch with a couple of people I used to be. (Joan Didion)

8931. You are never offended by lies. Truth is the greatest offender. (Osho)

8932. When you're old, everything you do is sort of a miracle. (Millicent Fenwick)

8933. When God is silent, you can make him say what you want. (Jean-Paul Sartre)

8934. Zero is the only number that allows you to count to one. (?)

8935. An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions. (Robert A. Humphrey)

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