The Frictionary # 929

 Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

8826. -That telescope (Webb) will show us where we come from. - How about where we're going? (Brooks Riley "Catspeak)

8827. Life is like a hot-air balloon. To go higher, you need to unballast and throw overboard all that is preventing you from rising. (Raphaëlle Giordano)

8828. Liberalism is free parking at the supermarket but pay parking at the hospital. (Libre_Insolent)

8829. A muffin is a bald cupcake. (Jim Gaffigan)

8830. After you die, the spirit leaves the body, but with the idiots, it happens while they're alive. (Philippe Geluck)

8831. You can wander a loneliness alone, but it takes two to explore a solitude. (Robert Brault)

8832. Even masochists end up confessing when tortured. (Stanislaw J. Lec)

8833. Definitions belong to the definers, not the defined. (Toni Morrison)

8834. When a man talks sex to a woman, it's harassment. When a woman does it to a man, it's $3,95 a minute. (?)

8835. The sealed aspirin does not remember the willow/ the supermarket does not remember the barnyard. (Rodney Jones)

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