The Frictionary # 922

 Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

8756. All generalizations are false, including this one. (Alexander Chase)

8757. Historians only accurately predict the past. (Pierre Chaunu)

8758. Love doesn't die, people do/ So, when all that's left of me is love,/ give me away. (Merrit Malloy)

8759. Love is like soup: the first spoonfuls are too hot, the last ones too cold. (Jeanne Moreau)

8760. Death is the least civilized rite of passage. (Louise Erdrich)

8761. The best way to talk to women is to listen to them. (André-Philippe Côté)

8762. Midnight at the zoo/ some of the giraffes/ chewing on the stars. (Coyote Sings)

8763. It's always better to shut up when opening your heart, you avoid the draft. (Pierre Foglia)

8764. So...you've been eating hot dogs, chicken nuggets, and processed meat all your life. But you won't get the shot, because you don't know what's in it! Aren't you a special kind of stupid? (?)

8765. When old you know more things, but you forget them. It balances out. (Réjean Lévesque)

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