The Frictionary # 926

 Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

8796. The only people who don't change their minds are either incompetent or dead. (Everett Dirkson)

8797. Every stink that fights the ventilator thinks it is Don Quixote. (Stanislaw J. Lec)

8798. Life is a one-way street and you're not coming back. (Thomas R. Dewar)

8799. God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages. (Jacques Deval)

8800. The further a society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those that speak it.* (George Orwell) * This applies to the majority of Trumpers.

8801. The rain falls like we fall in love; it ignores the forecasts. (Martin Page)

8802. How to fold a fitted sheet. Step 1 - Give up. (Benjamin Wallace)

8803, Being a scholar is, most of all, knowing a lot of questions. (Denis Blondin)

8804. The tooth fairy has a full set of dentures. (Réjean Lévesque)

8805. It's hard to hold your head up, when you're kneeling down to pray. (Joe Elliott)

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