The Frictionary # 934

 Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

8876. Technology is Darwinian. It spreads. It evolves. It adapts. The most dangerous wipes out the less fit. (Nancy Kress)

8877. The machine will never say that the machine is part of the problem. (Patrick Lagacé)

8878. What is the opposite of two? A lonely me, a lonely you. (Richard Wilbur)

8879. The official motto of the US is "In God We Trust". I think God is an acronym for "Good Old Dollar". (Réjean Lévesque)

8880. And why does this same God tell me how to raise my children when he had to drown his? (Robert G. Ingersoll)

8881. Money, it comes and it goes, but when it comes it's a go. (Smaïn)

8882. Most people don't grow up, (...) they honor their credit cards, they find parking places, they marry, they have the nerve to have children. Not really, they get older. (Maya Angelou)

8883. If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated. (Voltaire)

8884. In the dictionary is the word "indefinable", but it is defined there...I don't like it when they mess with me. (?)

8885. Love can only end in indifference. If it ends in hate, it hasn't ended. (Robert Brault) 

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