The Frictionary # 980

 Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

9336. The heart rarely lies, but we don't like to listen to it. (Denis Diderot)

9337. I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. (Billy Connolly)

9338. War: first, one hopes to win; then one expects the enemy to lose; then, one is satisfied that he too is suffering; in the end, one is surprised that everyone has lost. (Karl Kraus)

9339. Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a snake. (Jon Stewart)

9340. Birds sing in all languages. (madeleinebleue)

9341. Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. (David Frost)

9342. One step back, one step forward. It is in this interval that we can measure the length of our chains. And dream of breaking them. (Marc Séguin)

9343. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. (Ernst Berg)

9344. To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential. (?)

9345. Descartes: Philosopher who thought, therefore he was. (Michel Lauzière)

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