The Frictionary # 1014

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9676. I don't think about death, but I'm sure it thinks about me. (Patrice Desbiens)

9677. There are times in life when people must know not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this. (Terry Pratchett)

9678. I don't share this passion we have for prolonging life. It is a form of accounting of capitalist societies, as if more years were necessarily better. (Daniel Pinard)

9679. A writer is God. (Steven Hough)

9680. Humor (...) disarms, while irony hurts and ridicule kills. (Georges Elgozy)

9681. The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money. (Margaret Thatcher)

9682. We don't discuss cooking recipes with cannibals. (Jean-Paul Vernant)

9683. Friendship is like pissing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you gets the warm feeling that it brings. (Robert Bloch)

9684. No matter how popular they get, antibiotics will never go viral. (?)

9685. Trust does not come from the exterior, but from yourself. (Stéphane Dompierre)

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The Frictionary # 1013

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9666. The more sand has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it. (Jean Paul Richter)

9667. A nation (...) is just a society for hating foreigners. (Olaf Stapledon)

9668. A science is made of facts, like a house is made of stones, but a pile of facts is not a science, like a pile of stones is not a house. (Henri Poincaré)

9669. A lot of gay men stay in the closet because they are interested in fashion. (George Carlin)

9670. In a changing environment, there is no greater risk than not moving. (Jacques Chirac)

9671. I'm declaring a new regime. Its flag is woven loam./ Its motto is: Love is worth its own disasters./ Its totem is the worm. We eat our ay through grief/ and make it richer. (William Matthews)

9672. We should study religions like we study illnesses. (Réjean Lévesque)

9673. Bud Light is the Ken doll of beers - nondescript, vaguely sexless, and boring. (Mark Harvey)

9674. You can't fool the people all the time; you only have to fool a majority. (?)

9675. Democracies become oligarchies when wealth is too concentrated. (Emmanuel Saez)

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The Frictionary # 1012

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9656. There's always loss. But the secret is learning from the loss, and realizing that none of those holes are vacuums. (Michael J. Fox)

9657. The refusal of praise is a desire to be praised twice. (François de La Rochefoucauld)

9658. Shrinkflation is a very real thing, pretty soon a bag of salty fatty air will be all that is left! (OT Strange)

9659. The difference between a violin and a viola is that the viola burns longer. (Victor Borge)

9660. The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. (Daniel J. Boorstin)

9661. Patient: what you are just before becoming impatient. (Réjean Lévesque)

9662. Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. (Tom Wilson)

9663. Question: Mother of all answers. (Michel Lauzière)

9664. Procrastination is a dish best served eventually. (mariana Z)

9665. If you know life, won't you give me her address? [Jules Renard)

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The Frictionary #1011

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9646. Alcohol, money and we learn, power are powerful revealers of truths and ugliness. Putting your face on a poster too. (Marc Séguin)

9647. You know what I like most about people? Pets. (Jarod Kintz)

9648. I prefer evil persons to idiots because they rest. (Alexandre Dumas fils)

9649. I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman. (Homer Simpson- Brian Scully, writer)

9650. Man: ungrateful biped. (Fyodor Dostoyevsky)

9651. Life is really just a river, it moves on, and all sorts of stuff ends up in it. (Tom Holt)

9652. Antimatter is a black hole surrounded by nothing. (Raymond Devos)

9653. "You're better than this" is almost never true. (Andy Richter)

9654. Being a husband is like being a weatherman. You can be wrong 80% of the time and still hold on to your job. (?)

9655. Without enemies, war is ridiculous. (Pierre Desproges)

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