The Frictionary # 1044

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9976. The infinite is transparent. (Octavio Paz)

9977. Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter. (Fran Lebowitz)

9978. Committee: Plural of procrastinator. (Michel Lauzière)

9979. Each man to himself an I-land,/ And on each a windswept longing/To be loved. (Lucy Ellmann)

9980. Doubt: Cancer of the faith. (Georges Elgozy)

9981. When you hate, the only person that is suffering is you because most of the people you hate don't know it and the rest don't care. (Medgar Evers)

9982. Do pregnant women receive special treatment on Labor Day? (Réjean Lévesque)

9983. Speeches are like babies - easy to conceive but hard to deliver. (Pat O'Malley)

9984. Dogs prepare you for babies. Cats prepare you for teenagers. (?)

9985. Curiosity is born of jealousy. (Molière)

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