The Frictionary # 1034

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9876. Nobility is the mystic property of the seminal liquid. (Paul Valéry)

9877. I finally got my life going in the right direction but I was in the wrong lane. (Bob Thaves "Frank & Ernest")

9878. Fashion is the worst prostitute. (Madeleine Ferron)

9879. There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. (Fran Lebowitz)

9880. If violence doesn't solve your problem, it's because you don't hit hard enough. (Pierre Desproges)

9881. Alone is a fact, a condition where there no one else is around. Lonely is how you feel about that. (Twyla Tharp)

9882.  The real index of civilization is when people are kinder than they need to be. (Louis de Bernières)

9883. Marriage and macaroni are good only when hot. (Italian proverb)

9884. Jacuzzi: Bath that allows you to fart incognito. (Michel Lauzière)

9885. A pessimist is never disappointed. (Maurice Chapelan)

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