The Frictionary # 1033

 Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

9866. A blind obedience presupposes an extreme ignorance. (Jean-Paul Marat)

9867. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never have enough. (Oprah Winfrey)

9868. We tend to classify species linearly, from insect to fish to reptile to bird up to mammal, with Ron DeSantis at the top. (Yves Boisvert)

9869. Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime. (Woody Allen)

9870. Mohammed said, "Being naked is not improper". As long as you put clothes over it. (Réjean Lévesque)

9871. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? (...) Most likely some fowl play happened. (Anu Garg)

9872. I am pessimistic by intelligence. Optimistic by will. (Antonio Gramsci)

9873. Relatives are the one thing Amazon can't deliver. (Stephen King)

9874. When your past calls, don't answer. It has nothing new to say. (?)

9875. People rarely win wars; governments rarely lose them. (Arundhati Roy)

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