The Frictionary # 1047

 Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

10006. Your memory is a monster; YOU forget - it doesn't. (John Irving)

10007. Happiness, you get used to it. Misfortune, you don't get used to it. That's the difference. (Michel Audiard)

10008. You know what they fill futons with? Hatred. (Jim Gaffigan)

10009. Offering friendship to one who wants love is like giving bread to one who is dying of thirst. (Spanish proverb)

10010. The past is inevitable. (Delmore Schwartz)

10011. Immaculate Conception: Original artificial insemination. (Réjean Lévesque)

10012. We are what we are either because of our parents or in spite of them, which amounts to the same thing. (William Goldman)

10013. Etymology: the criminal record of words. (Roland Topor)

10014. We give our lives meaning. If you feel like life is meaningless, that's your fault. (?)

10015. The trouble with adults is that they often mistakenly believe they have solved what they managed to silence. (Rosalie Vaillancourt)

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