The Frictionary # 1068

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10216. Real happiness would be to remember the present. (Jules Renard)

10217. We have, I fear, confused power with greatness. (Stewart Udall)

10218. If all the assholes could fly...it would be dark. (Coluche)

10219. If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers. (Thomas Pynchon)

10220. Good taste is made of a thousand dislikes. (Paul Valéry)

10221. The best memories come from bad ideas done with best friends. (Word Porn)

10222. Aging is knowing the cost of things, relationships, men. (Réjean Lévesque)

10223. The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less. (Brendan Behan)

10224. Hammock: giant net for catching lazy people. (Jim Gaffigan)

10225. Zero is where the fun starts. There's too much counting everywhere else. (Hafiz)

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