The Frictionary # 82

Here is another page from The Frictionary:

726. Yawning is an orgasm for your face. (Gunver Ingeborg)

727. In love, "I" is a possessive pronoun. (Albert Brie)

728. Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want. (Don Stanford)

729. You know, a lot of girls go out with me just to further their careers...damn anthropologists. (Emo Phillips)

730. It's no coincidence that man's best friend cannot talk. (?)

731. Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. (Dave Barry)

732. The devil (...) never asks for something impossible. (Paul Valéry)

733. Memory the priestess
Kills the present
And offers its heart to the shrine of the dead past. (Rabindranath Tagore)

734. To be, or what? (Sylvester Stallone)

735. Virtue is unsufficient temptation. (George Bernard Shaw)

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