The Frictionary #362

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3536. Failure to prepare is preparing to fail. (John Wooden)

3537. The only person who got everything done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe. (Bob Hill)

3538. Justice is injustice shared equitably. (Maurice Chapelan)

3539. We are the world.* (Friedrich Dürenmatt)
* In your face Michael Jackson!

3540. Frustration is a form of anger that doesn't understand why it's angry. (Coyote Sings)

3541. Beauty is a short-lived tyranny. (Socrates)

3542. The best response to fear is curiosity. (David Cain)

3543. Will cannot do anything without hope. Love without hope becomes a dead thing. (Alain Grandbois)

3544. Every book is a children's book if the kid can read. (Mitch Hedberg)

3545. A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now. (Mort Sahl)

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The Frictionary # 361

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3526. The sun shineth upon the dunghill, and is not corrupted. (John Lyly)

3527. The murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums. (Peter De Vries)

3528. The more you love, the more unfair you become. (Hubert Aquin)

3529. Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives. (Samuel Johnson)

3530. Time is not a line, but a series of now points. (Taisen Dashimaru)

3531. Compassion is a voluntary sensitivity to the internal experience of another. (David Cain)

3532. Intelligence is the wife, imagination is the mistress, memory is the servant. (Victor Hugo)

3533. Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct. (Denis Leary)

3534. Facebook: the only place where you can talk to a wall and not be ridiculous. (?)

3535. Truth is a pathless land. (Jiddu Krishnamurti)

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The Frictionary # 360

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3516. Doubt is the beginning, not the end of wisdom. (George Iles)

3517. Despair is the only genuine atheism. (Jean-Paul Richter)

3518. It's not because many are wrong that they're right. (Coluche)

3519. - even from the black eye of a black hole
a crumb of light is tossed
and the chance of seeing you again
is not forever lost. (Jim Culleny)

3520. Life is the dancer and you are the dance. (Eckhart Tolle)

3521. Choosing is life; only death of body or mind will put an end to it. (Réjean Lévesque)

3522. I only regret that I have but one liver to give for my country. (Fred Chapin)

3523. Hope is the raw material of losers. (Fernando Flores)

3524. To my embarassment I was born in bed with a lady. (Wilson Mizner)

3525. Sudoku was invented for the illeterate who love crossword puzzles. (Walter)

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The Frictionary # 359

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3506. We are all serving a life-sentence in the dungeon of self. (Cyril Connolly)

3507. Ten commandments yet seven deadly sins: conflict? (Doug Coupland)

3508. To demonstrate that a thing is rational does not always prove that it is reasonable. (Gustave Le Bon)

3509. Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list. (Denis Leary)

3510. When you become senile, you won't know it. (Bill Cosby)

3511. It never hurts to ask. Unless you ask for hurt. (Ikkaku, Hosaka & Kawabata)

3512. "Shit' is the tofu of cursing. (David Sedaris)

3513. A man is like a fraction whose numerator is what he is and whose denominator is what he thinks of himself. The larger the denominator, the smaller the fraction. (Leo Tolstoy)

3514. The snake changes his skin but keeps his nature. (French proverb)

3515. There are two types of space: a) something containing nothing and b) nothing containing everything. (Terry Pratchett)

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