The Frictionary # 579

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5316. Without forgiveness, there is no future. (Desmond Tutu)

5317. The promises of yesterday are the taxes of today. (William Lyon MacKenzie)

5318. The future tormernts us, the past holds us back, that is why the present escapes us. (Gustave Flaubert)

5319. Experience is what keeps a man who makes the same mistake twice from admitting it the third time around. (Terry McCormick)

5320. A mystery is ignorance with a halo. (Réjean Lévesque)

5321. Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told. (Dave Barry)

5322. Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? (Funnyoneliners)

5323. Imagination is a postcard that you send to yourself. (Nadine Monfils)

5324. Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. (?)

5325. How the years
change from how
to why.  (Coyote Sings)

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The Frictionary # 578

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5306. Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after the other. (Walter Elliot)

5307. You're old when what thrills you are memories instead of projects and hopes. (Réjean Lévesque)

5308. People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30 year mortgage. (Doug Larson)

5309. One finds limits by pushing them. (Herbert Simon)

5310. The only thing that stops God from sending another Flood is that the first one was useless. (Sébastien Chamfort)

5311. Stalemate: She - "Do I look fat?" 
                            He - "Do I look stupid?". (Mike Baldwin "Cornered")

5312. If you're not for gay marriage, don't marry a gay person. (Whoopi Goldberg)

5313. The past is a cracked egg, the future an egg hatching. (Paul Éluard)

5314. The only happy end I know is the weekend. (?)

5315. Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone. (Pablo Picasso)

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The Frictionary # 578

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5296. Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime, and too sleepy to worry at night. (Leo Aikman)

5297. Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. (Steven Wright)

5298. I spend, therefore I am. (Albert Brie)

5299. One can endure sorrow alone, but it takes two to be glad. (Elbert Hubbard)

5300. It is necessary: therefore, it is possible. (Giuseppe Antonio Borgese)

5301. Until the end
he called me possessive
and held his soul so tightly
it shrank
to fit his hand.  (Alice Walker)

5302. Gods are much like Elvis Presley impersonators: too many and not very good. (Réjean Lévesque)

5303. Happiness is never stopping to think if you are. (Palmer Sondreal)

5304. There are now 4 sides to every story - yours, mine, the truth & the Internet version. (thelovealive)

5305. Nobody is superior or inferior, nobody's equal either. Everyone is unique and incomparable. (Osho)

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The Frictionary # 577

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5286. Wealth is not his that has it, but his that enjoys it. (Benjamin Franklin)

5287. One is never afraid of the unknown; one is afraid of the known coming to an end. (Jiddu Krishnamurti)

5288. Next to "I win", "I told you so" are the sweetest words. (Gore Vidal)

5289. Longevity is overrated. All the extra years come at the end when you're old. (Bob Mankoff)

5290. The average man, who does not know what to do with his life, wants another which will last forever. (Anatole France)

5291. People buy things they don't need, with money they don't have, to impress people they don't like. (Clive Hamilton)*
* See Barry Popik's note below.

5292. Life will kill you.

Might as well

kiss it on the mouth. (Réjean Lévesque)

5293. Politeness is the art of choosing among one's real thoughts. (Abel Stevens)

5294. Hearts are wild creatures, that's why our ribs are cages. (?)

5295. When we are born, we are all the same color: violet. (Yvon Deschamps)

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