The Frictionary # 709

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

6626. Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. (Robert H. Schuller)

6627. There is a reason for everything, except, as far as I know, for decelerating into the passing lane. (Robert Brault)

6628. The reflect is to colors what the echo is to sounds. (Joseph Joubert)

6629. Modern English is the Wal-Mart of languages: convenient, huge, hard to avoid, superficially friendly, and devouring all rivals in its eagerness to expand. (Mark Abbey)

6630. All depression has its roots in self-pity, and all self-pity is rooted in people taking themselves too seriously. (Tom Robbins)

6631. There are some pets that are frustrated because they are not on social media. (Réjean Lévesque)

6632. Innocence seeps away
through the interstices of neglect. (Jim Culleny)

6633. Statistics: the only crystal ball approved by God. (Xiao-Li Meng)

6634. Alcohol is not the answer; it just makes you forget the question. (?)

6635. There is no love, there are only proofs of love. (Pierre Reverdy)

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