The Frictionary # 746

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6996. Men are born ignorant, not stupid; they are made stupid by education. (Bertrand Russell)

6997. The main message women seemed to take away from Cinderella is it's okay to take off your shoes when you go out. (Julius Sharpe)

6998. To the poet, knowing how to waste time is earning some eternity. (Louis Pauwels)

6999. Sunrise hurts as much as you
You both come when I don't want you to. (Sarah Buxton)

7000. Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. (Oliver Wendell Holmes)

7001. Double chin: Facial potbelly. (Michel Lauzière)

7002. The truth is always the whole truth, but a lie is never the whole lie. (Robert Brault)

7003. I'm fairly certain that kids only have ears for decorative purposes. (Newfylover1)

7004. Coffin - life's "to go" box. (Dana Gould)

7005. Money can't buy love, but it sometimes can rent it. (Réjean Lévesque)

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The Frictionary # 745

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6986. They know enough who know how to learn. (Henry Brooks Adams)

6987. The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs...one step at a time. (Joe Girard)

6988. One thing worries me: if Heaven has a door, it means that it has walls. (Grégoire Lacroix)

6989. Just because you're offended doesn't mean you're right. (Ricky Gervais)

6990. Some things are easier to legalize than to legitimate. (Sébastien Chamfort)

6991. Fear has two meanings: 'Forget Everything And Run' or 'Face Everything And Rise'. The choice is yours. (Zig Ziglar)

6692. Only women and doctors know how lying is necessary to men. (Anatole France)

6693. Fruit roll - offspring of a biological mating experiment involving Kool-Aid and flypaper. (Dave Barry)

6694. The creation happened before time
when all days were one day
time is the decay. (Positively Wyrde)

6695. The Catholic Church was the first multinational company. (Réjean Lévesque)

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The Frictionary # 744

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6976. Silence
lost in translation. (Heidi Ayala)

6977. If women are so smart, how come they always dance backwards. (Milton Berle)

6978. Hope is a risk you must take. (Georges Bernanos)

6979. People don't resist change. They resist being changed. (Peter M. Senge)

6980. Women's total instinct for gambling has been satisfied by marriage. (Gloria Steinem)

6981. It is not the sea that makes waves, it is the wind. (Grégoire Lacroix)

6982. At the core of criticism, there should always be an intent to assist. (Sean Minogue)

6983. Every flower is a soul blossoming in Nature. (Gérard de Nerval)

6984. Apathy will be the downfall of mankind. But who cares? (?)

6985. Too many bad reviews, the painting hung itself. (madeleinebleue)

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The Frictionary # 743

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6966. Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. (Ray Cummings) Often attributed to others.

6967. Do unto others as you would have others do unto you, unless you're a masochist. (Bob Mankoff)

6968. Life would be unbearable if we didn't have the ability to forget. And life is intolerable because we forget. (Jean Barbe)

6969. Watermelon - It's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. (Enrico Caruso)

6970. If Noah had been truly wise
He would have swatted those two flies. (H. Castle)

6971. Alone, adj. In bad company. (Ambrose Bierce)

6972. The money we possess is an instrument of freedom, the one we pursue is the tool of servitude. (Jean-Jacques Rousseau)

6973. There is a scarcity of friendship, but not of friends. (Thomas Fuller)

6974. It's surprising how often people will agree with you if you just keep your mouth shut. (?)

6975. Indifference is more like a low-grade form of agreement. (Réjean Lévesque)

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The Frictionary # 742

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6956. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity. (Woody Allen)

6957. You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly, and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart. (Fred Allen)

6958. A woman will lose her charm as soon as she stops believing in it. (Henry de Lucenay)

6959. Mirrors have no memory whatsoever; as a proof, they never show you like you were before. (madeleinebleue)

6960. If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books. (Alan King)

6961. Grief
is the residue
of time. (Positively Wyrde)

6962. We often get screwed because we prostitute ourselves. (Réjean Lévesque)

6963. Just because you're offended doesn't mean you're right. (Sue Fitzmaurice)

6964. Faith can move mountains, but don't be surprised if life gives you a shovel. (?)

6965. I think it's interesting that "cologne" rhymes with "alone". (Demetri Martin)

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