The Frictionary # 840

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

7936. Who am I
To deny
That maybe
God is me? (Piet Hein)

7937. Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth - a sense of humor. (William Arthur Ward)

7938. The devil is an optimist if he thinks he can make people worse than they are. (Karl Kraus)

7939. It's not your salary that makes you rich, it's your spending habits. (Charles A, Jaffe)

7940. Love affairs are like wild mushrooms. You only know if they are of the good or the bad species when it's too late. (Tristan Bernard)

7941. Last night, I had Chinese food and for the first time ever, I had an accurate Fortune Cookie. It said, "You will be hungry in 20 minutes". (Brian Kiley)

7942. Do all roads lead back from Rome? (veronirique)

7943. The poets made all the words, and therefore language is the archives of history. (Ralph Waldo Emerson)

7944, All skulls wear a smile. (Réjean Lévesque)

7945. A key to the understanding of all religion is that a god's idea of amusement is Snakes and Ladders with greased rungs. (Terry Pratchett)

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