The Frictionary # 842

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

7956. Most institutions demand unqualified faith, but the institution of science makes skepticism a virtue. (Robert K. Merton)

7957. After the hurricane is gone, where do people put all that plywood? (George Carlin)

7958. Death wouldn't have any meaning if life had one. (Malcolm de Chazal)

7959. Gullibility and credulity are considered undesirable qualities in every department of human life - except religion. (Christopher Hitchens)

7960. The horizon underlines infinity. (Victor Hugo)

7961. If you teach a man to fish, he will spend a bunch of money on new fishing gear that he'll use once and then leave in his garage for ten years. (Eli Grober)

7962. People who know five languages are generally unpleasant in all five. (Billy Tellier)

7963. If the real world is orange juice, then art is the orange-juice concentrate. (Martin Mull)

7964. "Do Not Touch" must be the scariest thing to read in Braille. (?)

7965. Love dies only when growth stops. (Pearl S. Buck)

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