The Frictionary # 846

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

7996. The hero and the coward have this in common - that each thinks they did what anyone would have done. (Robert Brault)

7997. In Los Angeles, there's a hotline for people in denial. So far, no one has called. (George Carlin)

7998.On this third planet of the sun
among the signs of bestiality,
a clear conscience is number one. (Wislawa Szymborska)

7999. Temptation is a lonely business. (Margaret Deland)

8000. Life teaches us that we can be happy only at the cost of some ignorance. (Anatole France)

8001. Always tell the truth, it's the easiest to remember. (David Mamet)

8002. Trend setter: fashionable dog. (Réjean Lévesque)

8003. Alcohol is the liquid version of Photoshop. (Adam Hunter)

8004. I said  'no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen. (?)

8005. Many people consider the things government does for them to be social progress but they regard the things government does for others as socialism. (Earl Warren)

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