The Frictionary # 850

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8036. When dogma enters the brain, all intellectual activity ceases. (Robert Anton Wilson)

8037. Politics is a curse disguised as hope. (Shanti Dharm)

8038. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? (Steven Wright)

8039. God created the Sun, the Moon, and the stars, and men created the consternations. (Marc Hillman)

8040. Being an adult is to have forgiven your parents. (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)

8041. Is it just me, don't fashion shows just look like skinny teenaged girls walking around looking for food. (Jim Gaffigan)

8042. To sing is like honoring the oxygen. (Björk)

8043. Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. (Swedish proverb)

8044. The grumpier you are, the more assholes you meet. (?)

8045. We cannot change anything unless we accept it. (Carl Jung)

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The Frictionary # 849

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8026. God created man because he was so disappointed in the monkey. (Mark Twain)

8027. The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is of the unknown. (H.P. Lovecraft)

8028. Criticism is the power of the powerless. (Alphonse de Lamartine)

8029. Other painters' jealousy has always been the thermometer of my success. (Salvador Dali)

8030. Four be things I'd be better without:
Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt. (Dorothy Parker)

8031. Friendship: Love but without grief and without the worst. (Michel Lauzière)

8032. If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. (Groucho Marx)

8033. What luck for rulers that men do not think. (Adolf Hitler)

8034. The Tooth Fairy is always out of change. (Réjean Lévesque)

8035. The entire population of the universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others. (John Andrew Holmes)

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The Frictionary # 848

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8016. Worrying about the past is like trying to make birth control pills retroactive. (Joey Adams)

8017. Prophets are always wrong in being right. (Boris Vian)

8018. Happiness cannot be written, it is like shooting stars: if one does not see it, he will never see it. (Hafid Aggoune)

8019. Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it. (Candace Bushnell)

8020. A shattered dream is like broken glass - nobody really knows how to dispose of it. (Robert Brault)

8021. Value the person who gives you time...except if it's a judge. (Réjean Lévesque)

8022. I am the elevator that opens
on each floor in the metal
hotel of your heart. (Darren Morris)

8023. Doubt is to strong minds what risk is to the brave. (Grégoire Lacroix)

8024. The pyramid is proof that man has always had a tendency to do less and less. (?)

8025. As a result of this suppression of feelings, the extent of the average man's emotional expression is the high five. (George Carlin)

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The Frictionary # 847

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8006. A book is never finished, it's abandoned. (Gene Fowler)

8007. The minute a man ceases to grow - no matter what his years - that minute he begins to be old. (Bruce Barton)

8008. Vindictive: Who has forgotten to forget. (Michel Lauzière)

8009. Troy Story: Iliad. (LA Times crossword)

8010. You are and remain a slave as long as you are not healed of the habit of hope. (E.M. Cioran)

8011. My art is
unfinished pages
a molt of feathers
from a dream
of flight. (Todd Rokholm)

8012. Those journalists don't believe the lies of politicians but they repeat them! That's worse! (Coluche)

8013. A mapped world is always small. (Nina Alvarez)

8014. Dermatology is the best specialty. The patient never dies and never gets well. (?)

8015. Space has no top, no bottom; in fact, it is bottomless both at the bottom and at the top. (Bill Nye)

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