The Frictionary # 849

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8026. God created man because he was so disappointed in the monkey. (Mark Twain)

8027. The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is of the unknown. (H.P. Lovecraft)

8028. Criticism is the power of the powerless. (Alphonse de Lamartine)

8029. Other painters' jealousy has always been the thermometer of my success. (Salvador Dali)

8030. Four be things I'd be better without:
Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt. (Dorothy Parker)

8031. Friendship: Love but without grief and without the worst. (Michel Lauzière)

8032. If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. (Groucho Marx)

8033. What luck for rulers that men do not think. (Adolf Hitler)

8034. The Tooth Fairy is always out of change. (Réjean Lévesque)

8035. The entire population of the universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others. (John Andrew Holmes)

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