The Frictionary # 852

 Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

8056. Can anything be sadder than work left unfinished? Yes, work never begun. (Christina Rossetti)

8057. To dream is to refuse to choose between what is and what is not. (Jean-Éthier Blais)

8058. The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. (Calvin Trillin)

8059. The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to remind him that he is already degraded. (George Orwell)

8060. Politics is the means men without principles take to control men without memory. (Voltaire)

8061. Things men should know before getting married: 1- You're always wrong. 2- You're always sorry. 3- She never wants "just one" of your fries. (Abe Yospe)

8062. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. (Bryan White)

8063. A person is never happy except at the price of some ignorance. (Anatole France)

8064. Rice milk? I didn't even know rice had nipples. (Demetri Martin)

8065. The right to do something does not mean that doing it is right. (William Safire)

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