The Frictionary # 855

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

8086. When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe. (John Muir)

8087. A lazy person is someone who doesn't pretend to be working. (Alphonse Allais)

8088. Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time. (Terry Pratchett)

8089. Will you sign this petition to include "LOVE" in the list of four-letter words? (Réjean Lévesque)

8090. Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world. (Richard Armour)

8091, When the chicken drinks water, it looks at the sky and thanks God. (Congolese proverb)

8092. Did you know

darkness is flat?

Just look at your shadow. (Positively Wyrde)

8093. My wife's mother is descended from royalty if you count the Prince of Darkness. (Brian Kiley)

8094. How come I need a complex, indecipherable password to get on Twitter but only a 4-digit number to remove all my money from an ATM? (Kent Graham)

8095. Happiness must be consumed when it's fresh, you can't store it until later. (Mardy Grothe)

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