The Frictionary # 933
Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:
8866. We have not lost faith, but we have transferred it from God to the medical profession. (George Bernard Shaw)
8867. By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will be happy - and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher. (Socrates)
8868. Courage is never to let your actions be influenced by your fears. (Arthur Koestler)
8869. Reputation: Thing that has the particularity of being fragile when it's good and durable when it's bad. (Michel Lauzière)
8870. If a man takes off his sunglasses I can hear him better. (Hugh Prather)
8871. We never imagined that we had to use drugs to play curling, we thought it was so we could watch it. (Stéphane Laporte)
8872. Some primal termite knocked on wood/ And tasted it, and found it good!/ And that is why your cousin May/ Fell through the parlor floor today. (Ogden Nash)
8873. Schools: establishments where they teach children what is necessary to know to become teachers. (Sacha Guitry)
8874. Riding: the art of keeping a horse between you and the ground. (?)
8875. All information is two clicks away, disinformation only one. (Patrick Huard)
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