The Frictionary # 944

 Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

8976. Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants, it is the creed of slaves. (William Pitt)

8977. The future is a useful place where you can store dreams. (Anatole France)

8978. Do manatees think walruses are vampires? (Nat Beimel)

8979. To understand the world/ much like appreciating a landscape/ you need a perspective. (Réjean Lévesque)

8980. If the fear of God is not the beginning of wisdom, it is at least the beginning of religion. (George William Foote)

8981. Whoever begs for freedom, it is happiness he is thinking of. (Claude Aveline)

8982. The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream. (attributed to Bill Murray)

8983. God invented cohabitation. Satan marriage. (Francis Picabia)

8984. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.* It figures. (?)                   * Alfred P. Southwick.

8985. In the factory we make cosmetics; in the store we sell hope. (Charles Revson)

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