The Frictionary # 945

 Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

8986. Life is relative. Death is absolute. (Gilberto Araujo de Alcantara)

8987. First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. (George Bernard Shaw)

8988. In art, there can be no effect unless you twist the truth. Georges Braque)

8989. Eve never sat up drinking and crying./ Adam knew no one who was dying./ That was yet to come, in the beginning. (Jen Hadfield)

8990. The enemy is stupid. He thinks we are the enemy when in fact he is. (Pierre Desproges)

8991. Imitation is the sincerest form of insecurity. (Polly Bergen)

8992. The zebra's shadow is not striped. (Beninese proverb)

8993. If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams. (Jason Love)

8994. Efficiency is intelligent laziness. (?)

8995. It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose your own. (Harry S. Truman)

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