The Frictionary # 982

 Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

9356. Friendship asks for nothing in return except maintenance. (Georges Brassens)

9357.  A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. (George Bernard Shaw)

9358. What is country-style dining? It is where you eat local produce while competing with the flies. (Réjean Lévesque)

9359. Where there's a will (with your name on it), there's a way. (Vighal Ramesh) 

9360. Il y a une pénurie d'employés. Jamais de pénurie de patrons. (Stéphane Laporte)

9361. The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. (Demetri Martin)

9362. Those who never cry are full of tears. (Maurice Chapelan)

9363. Fruit - that transcendent alchemy of sunlight into sugar. (Maria Popova)

9364. When people treat you like they don't care, believe them. (?)

9365. To Oedipus, Saint Valentine's Day falls on Mothers' Day. (Philippe Geluck)

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