The Frictionary # 1048

 Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

10016. The ego is only in the future and the past, it has no present moment, it is always hurrying or dreaming. (Jacob Needleman)

10017. Someone full of courage is courageous. Someone full of love is a lover. Someone full of life is an old person. (Stéphane Laporte)

10018. Perhaps God made cats so that man might have the pleasure of fondling the tiger. (Robertson Davies)

10019. When two spouses are of the same opinion, it is always the woman who has it first. (Paul Morand)

10020. Hoping and praying should never be confused with studying. (Charles M. Schulz)

10021. Justice, revenge in its Sunday best. (Stephen Hecquet)

10022. If God were a woman, most of us would go to hell without even knowing why. (Samuel H. Lowe)

10023. Talking does not cook the rice. (Chinese proverb)

10024. Vegan sausage: Cucumber. (Simon Gouache)

10025. In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed are kings. (attributed to Erasmus)

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