Here is another batch!

Here is another batch of quotations from The Frictionary!

86. We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons. (Alfred E. Newman)

87. The search for happiness is one of the chief sources of unhappiness. (Eric Hoffer)

88. The purpose of life is a life of purpose. (Robert Byrne)

89. Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it. (Hank Ketcham)

90. Resolutions are like eels; easily taken but difficult to hold. (Alexandre Dumas fils)

91. The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it. (Woody Allen)

92. The road to wisdom? Well, it's plain to express: Err and err and err again but less and less and less. (Piet Hein)

93. To an American tourist (...)the entire Russian language looks and sounds like "KAOPECTATE". (Bill Lee, the cartoonist)

94. If I were a king, I would be wary of aces. (Tristan Bernard)

95. Aan aardvaark is aan aanimal like aan aanteater. (Milton Berle)

Be happy!

The Frictionary (continued)

More quotations from "The Frictionary":

76. Insurance covers everything except what happens. (Miller's Law of Insurance)

77. Before sleeping together today, people should boil themselves. (Richard Lewis)

78. Sex is a powerful aphrodisiac. (Keith Waterhouse)

79. Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away. (Robert Orben)

80. A wise man knows everything; a shrewd one, everybody. (?)

81. The problem with ruins is that they have dwellers. (Roland Giguère)

82. Canned laughter is the lowest form of fascism. (Paul Krassner)

83. Memory is better than a video, because it's free and it doesn't work very well. (David Owen)

84. In a 75-year lifetime, 25 years are spent sleeping. What a waste, especially for those who dream in black and white. (Jonathan Lowe)

85. I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. (Lily Tomlin & Jane Wagner)

That's all, folks!
Until next time.

More from The Frictionary

Here are more quotations from The Frictionary:

66. Progress is trodding forth in the desert of time and the repairmen are following like vultures. (Rejean Levesque)

67. A political reporter is like a horse player. Have you ever met a horse player who would rather be a horse? (Norman DePoe)

68. Retired is being tired twice. (Richard Armour)

69. Everything is either
Concave or -vex
So whatever you dream
Will be something with sex. (Piet Hein)

70. The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal. (Erich Fromm)

71. The shortest distance between two points is usually under construction. (Noelie Altito)

72. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something. (Plato)

73. The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well. (Joe Ancis)

74. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for. (Jasper Carrott)

75. In a democracy, the majority has every right to act as stupidly as the minority. (Frank Dane)

Have a great Spring! Boing!!