The Frictionary # 83

Here is another page from The Frictionary:

736. Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. (George Carlin)

737. We only love what we do not possess. (Marcel Proust)

738. Autobiography is an unrivaled vehicle for telling the truth about other people. (Philip Guedalla)

739. The easiest way to solve a problem is to pick an easy one. (Franklin P. Jones)

740. A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defence. (American proverb)

741. Chicken: the only creature you eat before they are born and after they are dead. (?)

742. Today, the degradation of the inner life is symbolized by the fact that the only place sacred from interruption is the private toilet. (Lewis Mumford)

743. If everyone were like me, I wouldn't have to hate others. (Georges Wolinski)

744. We must despise money, especially small change. (Pierre Desproges)

745. Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons. (Bertrand Russell)

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