The Frictionary # 86

Here is another page from The Frictionary:

766. Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar cut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. (Sam Ewing)

767. Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty. (Stanislaw J. Lec)*
Voltaire said,"In an avalanche, no snowflake ever feels responsible."

768. It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. (William Blake)

769. If you want truly to understand something, try to change it. (Kurt Lewin)

770. It would be racist to think that foreigners don't have the right to be stupid. (Coluche)

771. Next to the dog, the wastebasket is man's best friend. (?)

772. The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. (Paul Fix)

773. Congratulations to the new Miss Universe. It's Miss Puerto Rico. Is it me or does it seem like the winner is always from Earth? (Dave Letterman)

774. Love is blind...nobody ever said it was intelligent. (Jerry Scott)

775. Pessimist: one who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. (Oscar Wilde)

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