The Frictionary # 658

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6106. What we call public opinion is generally public sentiment. (Benjamin Disraeli)

6107. Confession is good for the conscience, but it usually bypasses the soul. (Mignon McLaughlin)

6108. It sometimes happens that chance takes the appearance of justice. (Yves Beauchemin)

6109. Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. (Walter Slezak)

6110. The worst thing to hear when you are an industrial designer is "It already exists". The sexual equivalent: "Are you in, dear?" (Rabii Rammal)

6111. Practice moderation in all things, including moderation. (Petronius Arbiter)

6112. Truth may sometimes lie
but only
under torture. (Réjean Lévesque)

6113.People forget years and remember moments. (Ann Beattie)

6114. Life is the original limited-time offer. (?)

6115. Yes: The opposite of "maybe" (Michel Lauzière)

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The Frictionary # 657

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6096. The great danger in moderation is going too far. (Mardy Grothe)

6097. It is difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope of today and the reality of tomorrow. (Robert H. Goddard)

6098. The liar, when unmasked, lost face. (Jean-Pierre Drouin)

6099. The song goes "Morning has broken..." and I'm pretty sure my children broke it. (Jim Gaffigan)

6100. An exceptional lover can only be a mediocre husband. (Michel Audiard)

6101. In no way is it universal
It can only be personal
Happiness can only be defined
By me and what's mine. (Réjean Lévesque)

6102. Faith is just an OPINION. (Bill Maher)

6103. It's not easy being a parent these days, texting in all caps just doesn't have the same impact as good, old fashioned yelling. (Funnyoneliners)

6104. There are 3 levels of pain: 1-Normal pain 2-Atrocious pain 3-Walking on a Lego. (?)

6105. Art begins when it becomes too beautiful to be true. (Pierre Berthon)

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The Frictionary # 656

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6086. We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. (George Bernard Shaw)

6087. An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day. (Irv Kupcinet)

6088. Quarrels would not last long if the fault were only on one side. (François de La Rochefoucaud)

6089. Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit. (Courtney Barnett)

6090. Writing is the only country I know where it feels good to be a stranger. (Laure Morali)

6091. New moon rising
a loon's cry settles
near the lake. (Sage Stone)

6092. You don't stay single for long. You're single for two weeks. After that, you're all alone. (Simon Gouache)

6093. Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the peanuts. (Jeff Foxworthy)

6094. The center of a donut is 100% fat free. (?)

6095. Light doesn't make any noise. (Félix Leclerc)

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The Frictionary #655

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6076. Not lying is to say what we know, not what we think we know. (Robert Escarpit)

6077. We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics: this is how we stay objective. (Dave Barry)

6078. Regret is too often a letter written but never mailed. (Robert Brault)

6079. It is because life has no meaning that it is everyone's task to give it meaning. (Edgar Morin)

6080. Being right half the time beats being half-right all the time. (Malcolm Forbes)

6081. Confessional: Small booth full of hidden defects. (Réjean Lévesque)

6082. The heart of man is revealed in temptation. (Dietrich Bonhoeffer)

6083. The moon peeking
through windows
silver swords laid
on dark floors
the fleeing dark
only becomes dense
crowding corners. (Positively Wyrde)

6084. Better to ask twice than to lose your way once. (Danish proverb)

6085. The first lullabies were just really boring songs. (Demetri Martin)

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The Frictionary # 654

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6066. Love and doubt have never been on speaking terms. (Kahlil Gibran)

6067. Reverie is the Sunday of thought. (Henri-Frédéric Amiel)

6068. I don't jog. It makes the ice jump out of my glass. (Martin Mull)

6069. Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. (E. Joseph Cossman)

6070. It is not by turning your back on things that you will face them. (Pierre Dac)

6071. Never take a solemn oath. People think you mean it. (Norman Douglas)

6072. Plural of "procrastinator": "Committee". (Michel Lauzière)

6073. There is no love without forgiveness, and there is no forgiveness without love. (Bryant H. McGill)

6074. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. (?)

6075. In the quiet
of the house
I hear the ghosts
of flowers
whispering
your name. (Positively Wyrde)

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