The Frictionary # 748

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7016. Experience is wine, and art is the brandy we distill from it. (Robertson Davies)

7017. To many people virtue consists chiefly in repenting faults, not in avoiding them. (G.C. Lichtenberg)

7018. Two old decrepit ladies:
 -Remember when we were young, we wanted to look like Brigitte Bardot. 
- Done now!. (Réjean Lévesque)

7019. God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. (Bill Watterson)

7020. God, grandfather of sin. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

7021. Absence
a white page
without ink. (Positively Wyrde)

7022. Have you ever seen a woman marry an idiot just because he has great legs? (Micheline Presle)

7023. "I ran a half marathon" sounds so much better than "I quit halfway through a marathon." (Rich Aaron)

7024. Firemen have dogs to help them locate the fire hydrants. (?)

7025. Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. (H.L. Mencken)

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