The Frictionary # 856

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8096. An open ear is the only believable sign of an open heart. (David Augsberger)

8097. Sometimes, love and desire sleep together. And on those nights, we drink the sun and the moon. (Liliane Wouters)

8098. Repentance is accepted remorse. (Sophie Swetchine)

8099. Masturbation: home-made love. (Michel Lauzière)

8100. Our greatest responsibility is to be good ancestors. (Jonas Salk)

8101. No matter what happens...somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. (Dave Barry)

8102. My wife adores all things refined...sugar, for example. (Pierre Doris)

8103. If the automobile had followed the same development as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside. (Robert X. Cringely)

8104. In the forest, when the branches of the trees quarrel, their roots kiss. (African proverb)

8105. Courage is fear saying its prayers. (Paulo Coelho)

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