The Frictionary # 857

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8106. God and Country are an unbeatable team; they break all records for oppression and bloodshed. (Luis Bunuel)

8107. The seed of health is in illness, because illness contains information. (Marilyn Ferguson)

8108. Death is a bit like stupidity. The dead person doesn't know he's dead. It's the others that are sad. It's the same for a stupid person. (Philippe Geluck)

8109. The downhill path is easy, but there's no turning back. (Christina Rossetti)

8110. It's curious how a person can say, "She sells seashells by the shore, and can't say "I love you". (Robert Brault)

8111. Clock: Invention from the yesteryear/ So ancient and perverse/ That, just like time, my dear/ has no brake nor reverse. (Michel Lauzière -translation by Réjean Lévesque)

8112. Promises are like debt - they accrue interest. The longer you wait to fulfill them, the more they cost to pay off. (Jason Fried)

8113. Just took a power nap on a park bench - Made $7.30 in change. (daplusk)

8114. All those crosses along highways. Christians are terrible drivers. (?)

8115. Most often, we look for happiness like we look for our glasses, when they're on our nose. (André Maurois)

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