The Frictionary # 948

 Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

9016. Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. (Bertrand Russell)

9017. The flower is the poetry of reproduction. It is an example of the eternal seductiveness of life. (Jean Giraudoux)

9018. Prestige (...) causes you to work not for what you like, but for what you'd like to like. (Paul Graham)

9019. When we had our third child, my wife wanted us to move. I said that it was useless, they'd follow us. (Roland Magdane)

9020. The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. (Wilson Mizner)

9021. The fog always ends up giving back the landscape he has stolen. (Sylvain Tesson)

9022. They say genes skip generations. Maybe that's why grandparents find their grandchildren so likable. (Joan McIntosh)

9023. The difference between a laborer and an intellectual? The laborer washes his hands before pissing, the intellectual after. (Jacques Prévert)

9024. Be someone who makes you happy. (?)

9025. Star: Big celebrity who wears dark glasses so he won't have to recognize people. (Michel Lauzière)

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