The Frictionary # 345

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3366. Humor is the best lie detector. (Konrad Lorenz)

3367. Only the one who has traveled the road knows how deep the holes are. (Chinese proverb)

3368. To work, the book doesn't need to be read but to have been read. (Nicolas Dickner)

3369. Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice. (Bill Cosby)

3370. I believe that economists put decimal points in their forecasts to show they have a sense of humor. (William Gilmore Simms)

3371. You don't ask a blind man to go to the movies, you don't ask an intellectual to be honest. (Alessandro Baricco)

3372. Sound of rustling
outside
my window
I watch the night
get undressed. (My Dreams Move Slowly)

3373. Only love is unselfish while marriage never is. (Francis Picabia)

3374. Marriage is like a three-ring circus...first is the engagement ring. Second is the wedding ring. Third is the suffering. (?)

3375. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got. (Sophia Loren)

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The Frictionary # 344

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3356. Marriage isn't a process of prolonging the life of love, but of mummifying the corpse. (P.G. Wodehouse)

3357. Nothing wilts faster than laurels that have been rested on. (Percy Bysse Shelley)

3358. Maternity is, chronologically, the world's second oldest occupation. (Gianni Monduzzi)

3359. Old age is rather like another country. You will enjoy it more if you have prepared yourself before you go. (B.F. Skinner)

3360. There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours more. (Woody Allen)

3361. The verb 'to live' can be parsed in all tenses, but you can only live in the present. (R.L. Bourges)

3362. I don't need time. What I need is a deadline. (Duke Ellington)

3363. When plants have sex, it's usually a 3-way with an insect. (almightygod)

3364. Even though you didn't ask, this German proverb is for you: "Never give advice unless asked." (Réjean Lévesque)

3365. In the concrete
of me
your footprint. (My Dreams Move Slowly)

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The Frictionary # 343

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3346. Wasteful and pretentious spending is the de facto national religion of the United States. (Erich Vieth)

3347. Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it. (Hannah More)

3348. God created the world but it is the devil that keeps it alive. (Tristan Bernard)

3349. The higher the buildings, the lower the morals. (Noel Coward)

3350. Renouncement, the heroism of mediocrity. (Natalie Clifford Barney)

3351. The economy is so bad, CEO's are now playing miniature golf. (John Wagner (Maxine))

3352. Life is a woman
Who doesn't ask you twice. (My Dreams Move Slowly)

3353. Every moment is the last because it is unique. (Marguerite Yourcenar)

3354. Counterrevolution: the invention of formica. (Mason Mastroianni (B.C.))

3355. Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. (Joseph Campbell)

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The Frictionary # 342

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3336. Life is a tough proposition and the first hundred years are the hardest. (Wilson Mizner)

3337. In Hell, the Devil is God. (Joshi Kedar)

3338. A floor is a wall that doesn't stand up straight (...), he lets people walk all over him. (André Sauvé)

3339. If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. (Sue Grafton)

3340. Inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened. (Terry Pratchett)

3341. Common sense is like a muscle, the less you use it the more it atrophies. (Réjean Lévesque)

3342. Seventy years or so on Earth, with unclear instructions and bad advice; infinity years in Hell for making the wrong decisions. (Sean Carroll)

3343. It is not truth that comes out of the mouth of children, it is lies. Truth has only one mouth, it is anger. (Paul Morand)

3344. My greatest fear is making pee pee when I sleep. A Bat. (?)

3345. There is nothing new except what has been forgotten. (Marie-Antoinette)

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The Frictionary # 341

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3326. They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it is not one half as bad as a lot of ignorance. (Terry Pratchett)

3327. Happiness, like riches, has its parasites. (Rémy de Gourmont)

3328. As a boy
I hid under the covers
And the monster hid in the closet
We are both
Braver now. (My Dreams Move Slowly)

3329. Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. (P.J. O'Rourke)

3330. Human beings are seventy percent water, and with some the rest is collagen. (Martin Mull)

3331. I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

3332. Pleasure is fools' happiness. Happiness is wise people's pleasure. (Jules Barbey d'Aurevilly)

3333. Write a wise saying and your name will live forever - Anonymous. (?)

3334. Terrorism is the war of the poor, and war is the terrorism of the rich. (Peter Ustinov)

3335. It is fear that builds temples. (Bertrand Vac)

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