The Frictionary # 379

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3706. Fun is like life insurance: the older you get, the more it costs. (Kin Hubbard)

3707. Corporations ARE people. But they'll never procreate as they only do anal. (James Ford)

3708. Who believes needs to believe. (Claude Roy)

3709. Beauty is eternity gazing at itself in a mirror. (Kahlil Gibran)

3710. The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears, or the sea. (Isak Dinesen)

3711. I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. (Sam Kinison)

3712. God made breasts to feed the children and they put implants in them to feed the doctors. (Patrick Sébastien)

3713. Anyone who believes that children are our future has not been to a mall. (Andy Borowitz)

3714. Education is teaching our children to desire the right things. (Plato)

3715. You can laugh at anything, but not with everybody. (Pierre Desproges)

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The Frictionary # 378

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3696. There's no FUTURE in perfection, nowhere left to go. (Lucy Ellmann)

3697. Calendars are always desperate; their days are numbered. (Réjean Lévesque)

3698. Freedom is like taking a bath: you got to keep doing it every day. (Florynce Kennedy)

3699. Science is a way of trying not to fool yourself. (Richard Feynman)

3700. Peace activists would be taken a lot more seriously if they carried guns. (James Ford)

3701. Man is an intelligence served by organs. (Louis de Bonald)

3702. Truth, like gold, is to be obtained not by its growth, but by washing away from it all that is not gold. (Leo Tolstoy)

3703. Respect Existence - or - Expect Resistance. ("Occupy" poster)

3704. Forest of stars
where unfulfilled wishes
live out their days. (Lifethroughblueeyes)

3705. Have you noticed that TV families never watch television? (Henny Youngman)

The Frictionary # 377

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3686. Life is something that everyone should try at least once. (Henry J. Tillman)

3687. All know that the drop merges into the ocean but few know that the ocean merges into the drop. (Kabir)

3688. God is the tangential point between zero and infinity. (Alfred Jarry)

3689. A haircut is a metaphysical operation. (Julio Cortazar)

3690. Fear is forward. No one is afraid of yesterday. (Renata Adler)

3691. Ideas are like friends; it's better not to have too many. (Michel Audiard)

3692. Fat people never lose weight. They always know right where it is. (Louie Anderson)

3693. For far too many people, retirement may be described as living in the past lane. (Mardy Grothe)

3694. Evian water retails at $21.49/gallon. "Evian" spelled backwards is "Naive". Coincidence? (?)

3695. Thoughts are the shadows of our sensations - always darker, emptier, simpler. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

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The Frictionary # 376

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3676. When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. (Edward Abbey)

3677. To robbery, slaughter, plunder, they give the lying name of empire; they make a desert and call it peace. (Tacitus)

3678. Now, that's real weird
Tarzan has no beard
If he's hairless down there
He's probably using Nair. (Réjean Lévesque)

3679. (Mother Teresa) was not a friend of the poor. She was a friend of poverty. (Christopher Hitchens)

3680. Youth is wholly experimental. (Robert Louis Stevenson)

3681. Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet. (Jean-Jacques Rousseau)

3682. When God gives you AIDS - (...) make lemonAIDS. (Sarah Silverman)

3683. Tyranny is always better organized than freedom. (Charles Péguy)

3684. Truce is better than friction. (Charles Herguth)

3685. The singing bird does not know if it will be heard. (Polynesian proverb)

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