The Frictionary # 820

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7736. I believe that it is difficult to kill an idea because ideas are invisible and contagious, and they move fast. (Neil Gaiman)

7737. I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. (Woody Allen)

7738. Life: What is priceless but whose cost keeps going up. (Michel Lauzière)

7739. I choose such notes that love one another. (Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart)

7740. Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common. (Dorothy Parker)

7741. The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people. (Karl Marx)

7742. Mary screams, "It's a cowshed! Damn TripAdvisor, last time we believe other people's comments!" (Billy Tellier)

7743. Silence is the noise made by time passing. (Sylvain Tesson)

7744. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. (?)

7745. Never judge someone by who he's in love with, judge him by his friends. (Cynthia Heimel)

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The Frictionary # 819

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7726. The bad news: nothing is permanent.
The good news: nothing is permanent. (Lolly Daskal attr.)

7727. Outlaws are can openers in the supermarket of life. (Tom Robbins)

7728. Cauliflower: albino broccoli. (Billy Tellier)

7729. What is Art? It is the response of man's creative soul to the call of the Real. (Rabindranath Tagore)

7730. Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear. (George Addair)

7731. Einstein: Relatively well-known physicist. (Michel Lauzière)

7732. A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. (Zsa Zsa Gabor)

7733. Everything, from apples to bosoms
Everything is made of atoms. (Réjean Lévesque)

7734. Non-alcoholic beer is like a porn movie on the radio. (?)

7735. Every woman contains a mother-in-law. (Jules Renard)

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The Frictionary # 818

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7716. Pain comes like the weather, but joy is a choice. (Rodney Crowell)

7717. Like so many women, your problem is that you need to save someone. (Marcel Dubé)

7718. My light at the end of the tunnel is the fridge light at 2 am. (Housewife of Hell)

7719. The only reason people want to be masters of the future is to change the past. (Milan Kundera)

7720. Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them. (John Lyon)

7721. An example is not necessarily an example to follow. (Albert Camus)

7722. Faith
like belief
is our creation. (Positively Wyrde)

7723. Definition of a philosopher, a man who has the right to say maybe. (Theodore Roethke)

7724. Dance like no one is watching
Because they're not
They're all checking their phones. (Funnyoneliners)

7725. Dying is not a crime. (Jack Kevorkian)

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The Frictionary # 817

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7706. Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off once in a while, or the light won't come in. (Alan Alda)

7707. As science pushes forward, ignorance and superstition gallop around the flanks and bite science in the rear with big dark teeth. (Jose Philip Farmer)

7708. X: The only letter which has the right to vote. (Michel Lauzière)

7709. To wait is almost always to hope. (Marcel Achard)

7710. You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and its depth. (Evan Esar)

7711. Santa Claus, Magic, the Easter Bunny, God. If you have to believe in it, then it's not real. (N. Tyree)

7712. Finance, like time, devours its own children. (Honoré de Balzac)

7713. The key to accepting who you are is forgetting who you were. (Stephen Densmore)

7714. Panic: flee-for-all. (Réjean Lévesque)

7715. Digital clock -
How silently
I age. (Eamon T. O'Neill)

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The Frictionary # 816

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7696. Personal growth may be defined as having better problems this year than you did last year. (Mardy Grothe)

7697. A baby doesn't wake up when there is noise, it wakes up when there is fun. (Billy Tellier)

7698. Translations (like wives) are seldom strictly faithful if they are in the least attractive. (Roy Campbell)

7699. America (...) is a nation of people in love with dissent. They love it as much as they love freedom, and almost as much as they love gravy. (Scott Feschuk)

7700. "Almost perfect" is a contradiction. (Réjean Lévesque)

7701. Sometimes the reason you write a story is to learn how it turns out. (James Alan Garner)

7702. A day is a miniature eternity. (Ralph Waldo Emerson)

7703. If you don't remember Woodstock, it's because you were there. (Stéphane Laporte)

7704. Global warming is a problem. Queen Elsa doesn't know how to swim. (?)

7705. We ARE the environment. (Charles Panati)

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