The Frictionary 861

 Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

8146. Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. (Bertrand Russell)

8147. The most beautiful memory seems to me like flotsam left by happiness. (André Gide)

8148. The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath. (Elizabeth Clarkson Zwart)

8149. We only grant a soul to those people who don't have their bodies anymore. (Malcolm de Chazal)

8150. Now evidence indicates intelligence is not contagious. (Andy Borowitz)

8151. Every ten seconds/ I'm taking it/ one day at a time. (Coyote Sings)

8152. Stupidity is without anxiety. (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)

8153. Sometimes, you have to survive to live. (Jean-Pierre Drouin)

8154. Strange that creationists insist everything must have a designer, but then grant immunity from this principle to their god. (?)

8155. Truth, like surgery, may hurt, but it cures. (Han Suyin)

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