The Frictionary # 340

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3316. The sky
Is just
A blueprint. (My Dreams Move Slowly)

3317. There's no rehab for stupidity. (Chris Rock)

3318. Adults don't like children of their own age. (Georges Dor)

3319. Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about global warming. Karma is a bitch.
Sincerely, Titanic. (C.J. Wilson)

3320. Man is the king of all domesticated animals. I didn't say the noblest. (Réjean Lévesque)

3321. Data kills theories. (Christopher Moore)

3322. Words are only useful in the absence of things, thus making them open to all lies. (Louis Lefebvre)

3323. If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God? (George Deacon)

3324. I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere. (?)

3325. Ignorance is not bliss - it is oblivion. (Philip Wylie)

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The Frictionary # 339

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3306. Life is the present only. The past is thoughts in the present. The future is thoughts in the present. (David Cain)

3307. A nymphomaniac is a woman as obsessed with sex as the average man. (Mignon McLaughlin)

3308. I'm sure Jesus doesn't like seing crucifixes; it brings back bad memories. (Réjean Lévesque)

3309. According to a new dating survey, 55 percent of men expect to pay on a first date. The other 45 percent have never been on a second date. (Jimmy Fallon)

3310. Thinking is the soul talking to itself. (Plato)

3311. In the algebra of psychology, X stands for a woman's heart, (Ambrose Bierce)

3312. Without the willow, how could we know the beauty of the wind. (Lao She)

3313. You don't get harmony when everybody sings the same note. (Doug Floyd)

3314. My dog Minton swallowed a shuttlecock. Bad Minton! (?)

3315. Let us be grateful to the mirror for revealing to us our appearance only. (Samuel Butler)

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The Frictionary # 338

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3296. Wars aren't like kids, where you don't have to worry about the youngest because the other two will take care of it. (Jon Stewart)

3297. Whatever creativity is, it is part of a solution to a problem. (Brian Aldiss)

3298. Crime doesn't pay, neither does work. (Gilbert Senecaut)

3299. You cannot defeat death. But you can defeat your fear of death. (Shi Dejian)

3300. That is the great distinction between the sexes. Men see objects, women see the relationships between objects. (John Fowles)

3301. I rarely use earthquakes to punish people who don't live near fault lines. (almightygod)

3302. Happiness is not for the one who looks for it, it is for the one who finds it. (Catalan proverb)

3303. To err is human. To blame someone else is politics. (Hubert H. Humphrey)

3304. Don't marry a tennisman (or tenniswoman). Love means nothing to him (her). (?)

3305. The truth told with bad intent
Beats all the lies you can invent. (William Blake)

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The Frictionary # 337

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3286. We are all born crazy. Some remain that way. (Samuel Beckett)

3287. I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland. (Woody Allen)

3288. The main problem in literature is not classifying books, but classifying readers. (Nicolas Dickner)

3289. Adam, the man who slept with the first woman to come along. (Richard Desjardins)

3290. A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes. (James Feibleman)

3291. The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. (Francis Bacon)

3292. Co-existence
Or no existence. (Piet Hein)

3293. If you share your money, it shrinks, but if you share your love, it grows. Ideally, you should share your love with someone who has dough. (Philippe Geluck)

3294. Mediocrity is safe. (Nikki Giovanni)

3295. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. (Steven Wright)

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